wow
(I just found this as a draft email written in April 2011)
you make me feel like a sham
but actually I AM A SHAMWOW AND THIS FUCKING SHAMWOW IS GOING TO CLEAN UP. ALL THE LOVE, ALL THE SEX, ALL THE DEGREES, ALL THE JOBS, ALL THE DOGS, ALL THE LIFE. SO GOOD LUCK FINDING ANY OF THAT AFTER I TEAR THROUGH THIS PLACE.



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